The Dirty Martini Tee
A martini glass with sage-green olives on a pick, drawn in a single fine line, signed Dirty Martini and a confession beneath it: like my jokes.
Dry wit, served cold. A heavyweight garment-dyed tee in soft, easy colors.
Free US shipping over $75
Made to order, just for you
Misprints replaced, no drama
Made well
- Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd² (207 g/m²) heavyweight jersey. Thick and structured, yet soft and breathable
- Garment-dyed: Dyed after it is sewn, for a soft, lived-in feel and rich color with subtle natural variation
- Construction: 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armholes, sleeves and hem
- Print: Water-based direct-to-garment (DTG) inks that soak into the fibers, for a soft hand-feel and crisp fine lines
- Fit: Relaxed unisex fit, with the design placed at mid-chest
Fit & Size
Relaxed unisex fit, a little boxy. Take your usual size for a lived-in look, or size up if you like extra room.
Measurements for every size are in the Size Guide.
Shipping & Returns
Made to order, just for you. Production takes 2-5 business days, then delivery takes 3-8 business days in the US, 3-7 in the UK and EU, 3-10 in Canada, and up to about 3 weeks to Australia and other destinations, with tracking.
Free shipping over $75 in the US (otherwise $5.99), over $75 to Canada, the UK and EU, and over $100 to Australia and other destinations. Duties and taxes by country are on our Shipping page.
Damaged or misprinted? We replace it free. Wrong size? We will help you swap it within 30 days. The details live on our Shipping and Returns & Exchanges pages.
Care
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang dry, do not iron the print.
Treat it like a good friend: gently, and not too hot.
